Stump removal

I have had this giant stump laying in the yard since fall. It requires an enormous chain saw, of which I do not have, to remove. I have tried to get someone to move it, with no success. I can't have this eye sore glaring at me through the season, so I must act. I have a plan to turn the lemon into lemonade. This is what I am dealing with. This is just one more thing I need to deal with in the yard this year. Stay tuned for the remedy to this problem.